Daily Jokes 1
April 23, 2015
1. Why did the elephant have to go back to his car?
- Because he left his trunk open.
2. Why shouldn’t you wear snow boots?
- Because they’ll melt.
3. When you boil water, the water gets evaporated. What do you say to the water that gets evaporated?
- You will be mist.
4. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
- Swimming trunks.
5. What kind of crackers do firefighters put in their soup?
- Firecrackers