Daily Jokes 1


Jack Freeman, Staff Editor

1. Why did the elephant have to go back to his car?

  • Because he left his trunk open.

2. Why shouldn’t you wear snow boots?

  • Because they’ll melt.

3. When you boil water, the water gets evaporated. What do you say to the water that gets evaporated?

  • You will be mist.

4. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

  • Swimming trunks.

5. What kind of crackers do firefighters put in their soup?

  • Firecrackers