Daily Jokes 2

Brandon Young, Creative Arts Editor

1. The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa.

2. My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

3. Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”

4.Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.”

5. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.